If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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