when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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