Phrase i just heard while watching the U.S. open: "Boy they have really trimmed it well, this has got to be the tightest hole in the Open."
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
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Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
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Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
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