Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
Randomize
