It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
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Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
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He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
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