I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
Ur keys r in ur purse. ur purse is on the couch. ur cigs r on ur front seat. u drank all ur wine. mollie took ur jkt bc u cockblocked her. and in case anyone asks, the saints won 31-17.
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
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