that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
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No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
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There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
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