The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
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on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
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after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
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