I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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