You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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