it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
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