Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
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i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
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You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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