Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
You ate ashes out of my bong
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
Randomize
