xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
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or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
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Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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