I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
The struggles of a small town man whore
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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