drunk tastebuds have low standards.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
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He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
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Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
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They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
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