Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
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You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
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I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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