sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
cat food counts as protein by the way
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
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