batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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