talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
Randomize
