so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
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He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
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Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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