Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
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Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
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It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
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