it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
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Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
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Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
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