i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
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Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
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Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
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