Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
where are you?
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Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
i think im in europe. pls send help
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
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