found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
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