Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
So it turns out my dad calls his penis "John" which means he either named me after his penis or his penis after me
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
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