You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
please tell me that the half empty jar of cocktail sauce on the table has nothing to do with my missing seamonkeys
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i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
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I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
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