mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
When my kids ask how I lost my virginity Im going to have to tell them of a mythical thing called "Myspace" and how strangers could lure you into their "den of love" thanks to clever quotes and graphics
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
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The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
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Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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