Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
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I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
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She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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