Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
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I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
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I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
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