new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
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