your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
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Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
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I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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