People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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