i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
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my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
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Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
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