i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
I can't figure out how to eat twizzlers and I have to be at a wedding reception in an hour.
Please never have kids.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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