this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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