i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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