That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
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