I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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