i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
We have so much sex to catch up on
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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