I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
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You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
Are we still banned from the library?
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
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Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
We have an albino peacock in our apartment. It's beautiful.
Scratch it being beautiful, bitch just stole my McDonalds. Call animal control.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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