are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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