I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
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The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
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We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
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