so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
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