It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
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She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
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It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
I supernannyed him into submission
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