and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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