do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
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