No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
we found you in the kitchen at five am trying to make a vodka omelette. you said you didn't want to live in a world where your two favourite things couldn't be together.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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