Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Please, let me fuck your mom
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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