I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
Everclear isn't food dammit
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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