He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
I was talking to another guy at the bar last night and all of a sudden a flying piece of Sausage lands on my boobs. Then I hear my boyfriend yell, "just marking my territory."
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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