You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
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He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
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I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
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