garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
HIV tests are more positive than that guy
ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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