She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
You should frame my arrest warrant.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
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