she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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